Our Stack Overflow Solutions
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DNS Black Magic
It's always DNS. Even when it's not DNS, it's DNS.
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YAML Indentation
Spaces vs Tabs? We use both, randomly.
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Docker Everything
Container in a container in a VM in a container.
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RAM Downloads
Chrome tabs or RAM-eating contest winner?
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Python Paths
Where is pip? Wrong answers only.
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Git Magic
force push -f to master, what could go wrong?
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CSS Centering
Legend says someone once centered a div perfectly.
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Java Updates
Log4j vulnerability? Just ignore it like everyone else.
Core Values
- sudo rm -rf /* as a service
- Using blockchain to solve printer issues
- Replacing all servers with RGB gaming PCs
- Writing documentation in binary
- Implementing quantum computing with if/else statements
- Using AI to generate more AI buzzwords
- Cryptocurrency mining in Microsoft Excel
- Making MySQL actually NoSQL
- Running Doom on the production server
- Using regex to parse HTML
- Making PHP great again (impossible)
- Moving jQuery to blockchain
- Using AI to automate CTRL+C CTRL+V
- Turning it off and on again, automatically
- Writing loops with goto statements
- Making COBOL cloud-native
- Implementing microservices in Assembly
- Using Windows ME in production
- Developing AI using nested if statements
- Running Kubernetes on a Raspberry Pi Zero
- Making Java lightweight
- CSS positioning with random numbers
- Using MongoDB for everything
- Implementing OAuth with carrier pigeons
- Making Internet Explorer the default browser
- Writing unit tests in production
- Using Comic Sans in the terminal
- Implementing versioning with random numbers
- Creating recursive blockchain
- Making NPM modules for one-line functions
- Using Adobe Flash in 2024
- Making single-page apps with frames
- Implementing serverless with actual missing servers
- Using WordPress as a database
- Making responsive design with tables
- Programming in pure regular expressions
- Using QR codes for authentication
- Making REST APIs with SOAP
- Implementing CI/CD with manual FTP
- Using Microsoft Paint as IDE
- Making statically typed JavaScript
- Implementing GDPR compliance with cookies
- Using XML for everything
- Making agile waterfall methodology
- Using coffee machines as load balancers
- Programming with only emojis
- Making desktop apps with Google Sheets
- Using email as message queue
- Making blockchain with Excel macros
- Implementing 2FA with morse code
- Using LinkedIn as CMS
- Making neural networks with nested loops
- Using Twitter as error logging
- Implementing caching with post-it notes
- Making microservices with monoliths
- Using Facebook comments as database
- Making UX design in MS Paint
- Implementing SSL with pigeons
- Using ChatGPT as product manager
- Making quantum computers with Arduino
- Using FORTRAN for front-end
- Implementing zero-trust with trust
- Making Web3 with Web1 technology
- Using Minecraft for data visualization
- Making cloud storage with USB sticks
- Using PowerPoint as code editor
- Implementing GraphQL with CSV files
- Making docker containers for notepad.exe
- Using ASCII art for UI design
- Implementing machine learning with else-if
- Making IoT devices with potatoes
- Using Morse code for API calls
- Implementing WebAssembly in VBA
- Making PWAs with static HTML
- Using YAML for frontend styling
- Implementing DevOps with fax machines
- Making smart contracts with paper
- Using MS DOS for cloud computing
- Implementing SSR with client hints
- Making type checking with prayers
- Using WAV files as databases
- Implementing WebRTC with telegraph
- Making SEO with invisible text
- Using QBasic for mobile apps
- Implementing Redux with global variables
- Making backups with screenshots
- Using DNS as social network
- Implementing OAuth with postcards
- Making CDN with USB drives
- Using COBOL for Instagram filters
- Implementing WebGL with ASCII
- Making load testing with F5
- Using CSV as version control
- Implementing AR with sticky notes
- Making voice recognition with yelling
- Using Notepad as database admin tool
- Implementing ML with magic 8-ball
- Making password hashing with ROT13
- Using printers for data storage
- Implementing JWT with fortune cookies
- Making rate limiting with coffee breaks
- Using GIFs for video streaming
- Implementing SSH with smoke signals
- Making code reviews in crayon
- Using paper airplanes for data transfer
- Implementing VR with ViewMaster
- Making firewalls with actual fire
- Using carrier pigeons for webhooks
- Implementing blockchain with chain letters
- Making edge computing with flat earth
- Using abacus for real-time analytics
- Implementing zero-downtime with prayers
- Making quantum encryption with coin flips
- Using snail mail for real-time chat
- Implementing CORS with actual borders
- Making penetration testing with rubber ducks
- Using stone tablets for caching
- Implementing dark mode with sunglasses
- Making time zones with sundials
- Using Morse code for streaming
- Implementing infinite scroll with paper roll
- Making backups with photography
- Using semaphore for live chat
- Implementing floating points with boats
- Making face recognition with mirrors
- Using punch cards for mobile UI
- Implementing cloud backup with actual clouds
- Making quantum computing with magic tricks
- Using cave paintings for data visualization
- Implementing neural networks with spaghetti
- Making encryption with invisible ink
- Using interpretive dance for error handling
- Implementing NFTs with finger painting
- Making web sockets with actual sockets
- Using hieroglyphs for error messages
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